Sunday, September 29, 2013



Contrast Poems:

1. I am not a plant so you couldn’t use me
I am not a plant so you couldn’t watering me.
I am not a plant so you couldn’t put a soil on me.
I am not a plant so you couldn’t touch me.
I am not a plant so you couldn’t display me.

2. I am not a notebook so you couldn’t write me.
I am not a notebook so you couldn’t read me.
I am not a notebook so you couldn’t draw me.
I am not a notebook so you couldn’t sketch me.
I am not a notebook so you couldn’t used me.

3.      I am not a toy so you couldn’t play me.
I am not a toy so you couldn’t give me to other.
I am not a toy so  you couldn’t share me.
I am not a toy so you couldn’t throw me.
I am not a toy so you couldn’t disregard me.

4.      I am not a computer so you couldn’t encode me.
I am not a computer so you couldn’t type me.
I am not a computer so you couldn’t print me.
I am not a computer so you couldn’t used me.
I am not a computer so you couldn’t touch me.

5.      I am not a facebook so you couldn’t like me.
I am not a facebook so you couldn’t share me.
I am not a facebook so you couldn’t post me.
I am not a facebook so you couldn’t delete me.
I am not a facebook so you couldn’t accept me.

6.      I am not a paper so you couldn’t scratch me.
I am not a paper so you couldn’t throw me.
I am not a paper so you couldn’t cut me.
I am not a paper so you couldn’t write on me.
I am not a paper so you couldn’t sale me.

7.      I am not a telephone so you couldn’t dial me.
I am not a telephone so you couldn’t call me.
I am not a telephone so you couldn’t sale me.
I am not a telephone so you couldn’t talk to me.
I am not a telephone so you couldn’t connect me.


8.      I am not a music so you couldn’t sing me.
I am not a music so you couldn’t dance me.
I am not a music so you couldn’t irritate me.
I am not a music so you couldn’t love me.
I am not a music so you couldn’t like me.

9.      I am not a dress so you couldn’t fit me.
I am not a dress so you couldn’t get me.
I am not a dress so you couldn’t buy me.
I am not a dress so you couldn’t display me.
I am not a dress so you couldn’t use me.

10.  I am not a bank so you couldn’t deposit me.
I am not a bank so you couldn’t withdraw me.
I am not a bank so you couldn’t visit me.
I am not a bank so you couldn’t pay me.
I am not a bank so you couldn’t save me.

11.  I am not a dog so you couldn’t feed me.
I am not a dog so you couldn’t bark me.
I am not a dog so you couldn’t hit me.
I am not a dog so you couldn’t hurt me.
I am not a dog so you couldn't afraid of me.



12. I am not a CELLPHONE so you cannot  call me,
I am not a cellphone so you cannot text me,

I am not a cellphone so  you cannot type me,

I am not a cellphone so you cannot  louder me,

I am not a cellphone so you cannot inquire me.



13. I am not a television so television so I cannot  entertain you,

I am not a television so television so I cannot inform you,

I am not a television so television so  you cannot mute me,

I am not a television so television so you cannot off me,

I am not a television so television so you cannot on me.


14. I am not a dress so you cannot wear me,
I am not a dress so you cannot fold me,
I am not a dress so you cannot wash me,
I am not a dress so you cannot hang me,
I am not a dress so you cannot dry me.

15. I am not a book so you cannot cover me,
I am not a book so you cannot scan me,
I am not a book so you cannot read me,
I am not a book so you cannot buy me,
I am not a book so you cannot barrow me.

16. I am not a tree so you cannot  plant me,
I am not a tree so you cannot  cut me,
I am not a tree so you cannot climb me,
I am not a tree so you cannot  burn me,
I am not a tree so you cannot choped me.
  
17. I am not a number so cannot count me,
I am not a number so you cannot add me,
I am not a number so you cannot equals me,
I am not a number so you cannot multiply me
I am not a number so you cannot divide me.


18. I am not a calculator so I cannot solve you
I am not a calculator so I cannot equals you
I am not a calculator so I cannot add you,
I am not a calculator so you cannot
I am not a calculator so you cannotI am not a calculator so I cannot multiply you,
I am not a calculator so I cannot divide me.

19. I am not a motorcycle so you cannot drive me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot gas me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot ride me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot kick me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot start me.

20.I am not a hair so you cannot  comb me,
I am not a hair so you cannot  cut me,
I am not a hair so you cannot rebound me,
I am not a hair so you cannot blonde me,
I am not a hair so you cannot tie me.

21. I am not a paper so you cannot write me,
I am not a paper so you cannot cut me,
I am not a paper so you cannot fold me,
I am not a paper so you cannot crosswise me,
I am not a paper so you cannot lenght wise me.

22. I am not a computer so you cannot search me,
I am not a computer so you cannot  shift me,
I am not a computer so you cannot capslock me,
I am not a computer so you cannot google me,
I am not a computer so you cannot program me.

23. I am not a handkerchief so you cannot wipe me,
I am not a handkerchief so you cannot fold me,
I am not a handkerchief so you cannot iron me,
I am not a handkerchief so you cannot wash me,
I am not a handkerchief so you cannot hang me.

24. I am not a fish so I cannot swim,
I am not a fish so you cannot slice me,
I am not a fish so you cannot fried me,
I am not a fish so you cannot dried me,
I am not a fish so you cannot cook me,


25.I am not a skirt so you cannot fold me.
 I am not a skirt so you cannot  iron me
.I am not a skirt so you cannot wash me.
 I am not a skirt so you cannot zipper me.
.I am not a skirt so you cannot  sew me.

26.I am not a bird so i cannot fly.
I am not a bird so you cannot cage me.
I am not a bird so i cannot nest
I am not a bird so i cannot lay
I am not a bird so i cannot pet me.
27. I am not a teddy bear so i cannot comfort you.
I am not a teddy bear so i cannot buy you.
I am not a teddy bear so i cannot display you.
 I am not a teddy bear so i cannot wash me.
I am not a teddy bear so i cannot hug me.

28.I am not a rice so you cannot  cook me.
.I am not a rice so you cannot rinse me.
I am not a rice so you cannot  grained me.
 I am not a rice so you cannot deliver me.
I am not a rice so you cannot buy me.

29. I am not a ball pen so i cannot write.
I am not a ballpen so you cannot ink me.
I am not a ballpen so you cannot buy me.
Iam not a ballpen so you cannot used me
Iam not a ballpen so you cannot put me.

30.I am not economics subject so you cannot  allocate me.
 I am not economics subject so you cannot utilize me.
I am not economics subject so you cannot organize me.
I am not economics subject so you cannot  maximize me.
 I am not economics subject so you cannot analyze me.


 
31.I am not a cloth so you cannot wear me

I am not a cloth so you cannot wash me
I am not a cloth so you cannot iron me
I am not a cloth so you cannot design me
I am not a cloth so I cannot make you comfort.



32.I am not a flower so you cannot decorate me
I am not a flower so you cannot water me
I am not a flower you cannot cut me
I am not a flower so you cannot plant me
I am not a flower so you cannot buy me.



33. I am not a magazine so you cannot scratch me
I am not a magazine so you cannot sale me
I am not a magazine so you cannot read me
I am not a magazine so I cannot inform you 
I am not a magazine so you cannot buy me.



34. I am not a door so you cannot push me
I am not a door so you cannot pull me
I am not a door so you cannot lock me
I am not a door so you cannot knock me
I am not a door so you cannot open me.



35.I am not a fire so I cannot burn you
I am not a fire so you cannot use me to cook
I am not a fire so you cannot blow me
I am not  a fire so you cannot avoid me
I am not  a fire so you cannot kill me.



36. I am not a shoes so you cannot wear me
I am not a shoes so you cannot brush me
I am not a shoes so you cannot wash me
I am not a shoes so you cannot tie me
I am not a shoes so I cannot cover your feet. 
37. I am not a coffee so you cannot mix me. 
I am not a coffee so you cannot stir me
  I am not a coffee so you cannot  buy me.
  I am not a coffee so you cannot preparing me.
I am not a coffee so you cannot  serve me.

38. I  am not a business so you cannot  plan me.
 I  am not a business so you cannot  profit me
I  am not a business so you cannot progress me.
  I  am not a business so you cannot  develop me.
I  am not a business so you cannot  build me.

39.I am not a car so you cannot  drive me.
.I am not a car so you cannot  ride me.
.I am not a car so you cannot  buy me
.I am not a car so you cannot  start me.
.I am not a car so you cannot  fuel me
  
40.I am not a money so you cannot save me.
.I am not a money so you cannot withdraw me.
 .I am not a money so you cannot  deposit me.
.I am not a money so you cannot coins me.
.I am not a money so you cannot invest me.

41. I ‘am not a plate so you cannot eat with me,
I ‘am not a plate so you cannot wash me,
I ‘am not a plate so you cannot break me,
I ‘am not a plate so you cannot put foods on me,
I ‘am not a plate so you cannot use me.

42. I ‘am not perfume so you cannot buy me,
I ‘am not perfume so you cannot spray me,
I ‘am not perfume so you cannot smell me,
I ‘am not perfume so you cannot rub me,
I ‘am not perfume so i cannot hide your true odor.

43. I ‘am not a drug so you cannot take me,
I ‘am not a drug so you cannot inject me,
I ‘am not a drug so you cannot hide me,
I ‘am not a drug so you cannot drink me,
I ‘am not a drug so you cannot swallow me.


44. I ‘am not a house so you cannot live within me,
I ‘am not a house so you cannot clean me,
I ‘am not a house so you cannot sleep within me,
I ‘am not a house so you cannot walk within me,
I ‘am not a house so you cannot cook within me.

45. I ‘am not a fish so you cannot caught me,
I ‘am not a fish so you cannot fry me,
I ‘am not a fish so you cannot eat me,
I ‘am not a fish so you cannot pet me,
I ‘am not a fish so you cannot taste me.   

46. I  am not a meat so you cannot eat me.
 I  am not a meat so you cannot sale me.
  I  am not a meat so you cannot cook me.
I  am not a meat so you cannot chew me.
I  am not a meat so you cannot swallow me.

47.I am not a umbrella so you cannot buy me.
 .I am not a umbrella so you cannot  fold me
 .I am not a umbrella so you cannot  open me.
.I am not a umbrella so you cannot close me
I am not a umbrella so you cannot care me.

48.I am not a letter so you cannot read me.
.I am not a letter so you cannot inform me.
 .I am not a letter so you cannot send me.
.I am not a letter so you cannot erase me.
.I am not a letter so you cannot write me

49.  I am not a soap so you cannot bubble me
  I am not a soap so you cannot rub me
   I am not a soap so you cannot buy me.
I am not a soap so you cannot cut me
   I am not a soap so you cannot box me.

50. I am not a wallet so you cannot open me..
 I am not a wallet so you cannot close me
I am not a wallet so you cannot zipper me.
 I am not a wallet so you cannot buy me.
 I am not a wallet so you cannot sew me.